Wednesday, September 13, 2006

It's Done



My dog, Behr, that I've had for 10 years died Friday night, I'm not only sad but terribly disturbed that a creature who was only good, would be taken away.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Silly Rabbit

I've just discovered a fantastic new show. I heard a few things about it, the press was all up in it but I never actually watched it. Until today, I heart Entourage. Sure, it's a show about rich famous people and I know it's been done before but I do like it. I feel shallow and a bit simple as I watch the show but meh. Why did it take me so long you ask? Well, between work and fighting Desert Fox for the remote, my tv schedule is quite limited. Usually I'm sitting through another Star Gate, Star Trek or more recently, the box set of Rome. Talk about a waste of time. Like come on! You know how it ends! Why are we watching this?!? It's like watching a dog chase and jump at a balloon, you know how it's gonna end, so why the hell would you watch it? Pure unedited tom-foolery. Yes, that's right, tom-foolery. I'm bring it back kids! Along with the word pant, as in pants that we wear. Yes, yes, yes, I know we use the word pant, but what you don't know, is that we've all been saying it wrong. Currently, we as a whole say, "Wow Harold, those are nice pants!" when we really should be saying, "Gee Harold, that's a sharp looking pant." I've also decided to turn tomorrow into "OperatioN DobbeY BuggeR", in which I plan to annoy Casanova with simple word drops. I'll start of small with 'daft' instead of silly, 'chordy' instead of moody, and 'git' instead of idiot. And it doesn't stop there. I'll then move from easy to medium, dropping more uncommon words like, 'rozzer' instead of cop, 'trousered' instead of drunk (not to be confused with trousers, as in slacks). Then my final stage is the completley, you have to be an idiot not to notice the obvious pretentious 'cherrio,' 'knackered,' 'ta,' 'cheers,' 'the jeordies,' 'boot,' 'bonnet,' and 'row.' Oh bloody hell, that cheeky poufder won't know what hit him. Mwahhaha!!!