Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Sunday, August 13, 2006

I Love You and You

I, as always, but today even more, love my parents. They bought me a wireless router and now I can take my Mac to anywhere I desire. I could even strap it to my bike and ride along typing away. Oh what joy. Do I love my 'Rents? Sure do Kent.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Brad Do Your Worst, Spell Check Did

Tell me you went to the website I posted for you. Now tell me you watched the video. Now, is that not the coolest video ever? How long would it have taken them to learn that routine and to do it in one take? That's fantastic! I wish I could do that, and make it as cool as that. I know I think up some pretty weird things but wow! The mind on buddy who thought that up, just wow. Today I went grocery shopping and we now have like 6 kinds of cereal. It's like the 3 we already had were not good enough by comparison. I think it's time for a cereal party. Banani and T-Dawg are up for it, so am I. I also have company comming this weekend. Nic from Grande Pairie is staying with Desert Fox and I. This should be interesting, hopefully we won't crush her spirit too much. Wow, so much is going on. I can hardly wait. Now, if only people would stop calling and waking me up, ahem Chewy ahem. I'm sorry but 9 am is very early. If you're not working early why the hell would you be up? That's right, you wouldn't be. And hey, what was that sound of annoyance when you mentioned the time? 9 is extreemly early. Oh great, now spell check isn't working, Brad is going to have a field day.........

You Need To See This

This is pretty awesome, wait...AWESOME. You need to check it out.

~Kelly

P.S. What's the deal with waking me up? Stop doing it people...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI&NR

Not Just Sweet Caroline


I pity the fool who doesn't listen to oldies but goodies because they're afraid they look like losers, ahem Brad ahem. Not only does Neil Diamond rock as a singer/performer but he's an awesome actor. Have you never ever seen the Jazz Singer? If not get up, walk to your oven, turn it on and stick your head in. It's a great movie, I'd say a must for anyone worth anything.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Chewy, Is Your Refrigerator Running? Yeah? Well, You Better Run and Catch It! Mwha ha ha....

B Rad:

Not only do I not care what you think, but I also do not care what you think. Oh and long story short, you suck.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Thanks For Pointing That Out....

Is it just me or does Stephen Harper's eyes look white? The blue iris is so pale it's almost white. He's like friggin Jordie from Star Trek! That just ain't right. Hey today, on my way to work Joe was playing Neil Diamond's "America," oh yeah, I totally rocked out. I owned it, totally owned it. My own little word materialized around me and I was in the zone, my only downfall was to look over and realize the car beside me was too. He was pointing his fingers in the air everytime Neil says "totay!" Cut to me gobsmacked, to shocked to carry on.

Is that what I look like when I do it??!!? Why did NO ONE tell me....

So, I'm currently trying to break my finger-pointing-in-the-air-at-the-best-part of-the-song-habit. What a loser I am. Meh, I'm cool wit dat. ~ word

Raise Your Glasses

What if glasses were not vision correctors but windows into a differet world? Maybe the world is fuzzy blobs but my glasses change the world around me into something else? I know, it's a long shot but what if?

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Cindy, Where Did We Go So Very Wrong?


B Rad, as Cindy Loper once said, "I see your true colours shining through, I see your true colours." Now, I'm sure Cindy didn't envision what I'm about to lay down but why are you always bringing my skin colour into play? is it not enough that I let you call me cracka? And if we're quoting each other you once called me Pedro. Which is it B Rad? A red neck or a Mexican? Now that we've got the ugliness out of the way, dude, what are you talking about? I wasn't implying that my skin would change colour, I was just saying that I could let my peeps know what alert we were on today. Like the US is in a perpetual state of Orange Alert. And while we're on the topic, what the hell is an orange alert? Should the not ride the bus that day? But then how would one get to work or to school. See, that's the real danger, not getting proper education because you can't get on the bus or train. What if your science teacher was bringing in a guest speaker on a Tuesday, the only time that year and you missed it. I once missed a school field trip to a farm and I was forever scarred. I can't look at a dairy cow the same way. While my classmates learned how to milk a cow I was sitting at home playing Nintendo with my sick sister because I missed the bus. Well, I was actually walked to school and missed the bus because I played the wait until mum notices I'm not walking behind her game. Wow, I'm surprised my parents kept me. No, no, no, it's fair. I was a stupid kid, always being a smart ass and always saying something. Well, thank god that's changed and I've grown into the responsible, respectful adult I am today. Hey, did I tell you about this cop I lipped off to today?..... Oh P.S. I got the DVD's Brad, thanks, can we spell A W E S O M E ? Uh, I can...