Wednesday, September 21, 2005

SOAD in deed!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOSH!!!
Well kiddies, last night I had a very religious experience and I expect you all to do the same. Not only did I see the concert of a lifetime, I left my voice to echo through the halls of Rexal for all eternity. I need to say it, The System of a Down with Hella and The Mars Volta is the best show out there. That includes KoRn, Green Day, and Nickelback combined!!!

Hella, the first opening act was pretty good. Unknown but good. The Mars Volta, very friggin' double diggin' awesome and I was very impressed with their live performance. I don't think I need to tell you how fan-friggin-tabulous System of a Down was. I know I go through stages with bands but SOAD is now my favorite. Wow, I guess I need to send J.E.W. a "Dear John" or I guess a "Dear Jimmy" letter. Here goes:

Dear Jimmy:
Sorry Jimmy, but until I see you live, SOAD is my new favorite band. I must say they're bloody wicked! Best of luck in all your endeavors, Kelly

Gee, I feel better. Laters~

Saturday, September 17, 2005

The End is Near, Very Near

Well, BB6 is almost over, now that my players are gone I could really care less who wins. Once Jedi Janie was evicted, I turned the t.v. off and went to bed.

The new Family Guy DVD is great. Stewie is really cool as an adult. Well, not actually cool but Stewie cool if you know what I mean. Oh and yesterday on the Bear they had callers try and guess who the voice was based on a clip from the show. People are soo friggin stupid. If you don't know at least the main characters then why bother dialing???!!! I don't get it. Desert Fox and I started yelling at the guy. He said stupid things like, "Uh, the guy's wife?" You bloody moron! He didn't even get Stewie! If I walked up to a blind junkie on Jasper Ave and yelled, "What the Duce!," he would totally get it. A blind junkie! What is the world coming to? I should call the bear and tear him a new one on the air. (the caller not the bear guy, whatever his name is)

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Jon Header : Superstar

Well kids, I'm here to rock you like a...Hurricane doesn't seem appropriate. Maybe like a... a blade of yellow grass. Yeah, that works. Rock you like a blade of yellow grass!

I'm currently watching Raise your Voice starring Hillary Duff. She's not a terrible actress or singer it's just that she's not the best. The movie is actually ok, kinda good, I'd watch it again if nothing else is on. I got A Cinderella Story for christmas. It's very good. Chad Michael Murry is hot in a pretty boy kinda way. He's also not the best actor in the world but he's sure getting alot of work. Have you ever noticed that the weird comic relief in most teen movies is actually the coolest one. He's always the one you'd actually hang out with yet in the movies he's always portrayed as a loser? Is there really alot of work for these kind of guys? They look like they'd be picked last for dodgeball and picked on to high hell yet they have the confidence enough to become an actor. Do they really go to the casting calls that are looking for a hot young guy to be the male lead? Can you imagine that conversation? "Listen, you're not really right for this part but we do have a part for you. He's a loser who can't get a girl, dresses funny, is probably gonna get canned a few times for no good reason, and has very little lines. We're looking for a greaser and we think you'd be great for it!" "Uh, thanks?" Poor little guy.

I wonder if Haley Duff feels like the tool we all know her to be. She's riding to fame on her little sister's coat tails. I'm not really sure what goes on in her head when she tags along with Hillary? "Well, my sister acts so maybe I'll be good. Oh yeah, I'll totally be in Napoleon Dynamite! Oh yeah I can sing too! It's in my blood! My little sister has an album coming out, I can remake a song about teenage lesbianism with her! Awsome!" What a skud. My sister is a great cook but that doesn't make me feel that I could make a bloody Baked Alaska. Also, I find it hard to believe that B-Rad really can cook. He can barely walk and talk at the same time. (Sorry buddy, I've seen you try, you know it's true.) Guys with accents always get the girls. Also, in almost every american "I can save the world" movie the bad guy is usually british or german? Or just European? Or just not from america. It's like they expect us to believe that only outsiders don't like america, I guess we're to belive that there is no hate crimes coming from inside their country. And I've never understood what they call themselves a melting pot yet they claim to be diverse. Now I'm not the best scientist in the world but I do know if you put like 10 different things in a melting pot, they all mix together and loose a uniqueness. They become the same melted mess. Wow kinda makes you fear Dubya, I hope he's the only one. God help america if his brother runs, he'll probably get in then too. Hail to the chief...

Yeah, I really don't buy Reese Witherspoon as a doctor, I don't care how strait and flat her hair is.