Apparently Robin Williams wasn't the only one wanting to be Peter Pan in the movie "Hook." Director Steven Spielberg had a Voodoo curse put on him by Michael Jackson because the King of Pop wanted so badly to be Peter Pan. Wow, talk about issues. If only we had some way of knowing years ago that he was so weird. Oh wait, I do remember a court case about 12 years ago. But hey, I guess subtle clues are lost on most. Hey, what was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand? That's be sad if it was Hook. That's just willing it to happen. At least he's not Captain Syphilis or Captain Crabs! That's funny because he's a sailor and they eat crabs.
When did World Poker become such a huge thing? It's televised now and last night I saw the show "Full Contact Fishing." Really? Full Contact? I guess it was only semi contact before. What's that? Do I hear the gallop of the 4 Horse Men now? And if Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Plus the Road Runner is all muscle, I can't imagine he'd get that much meat of him anyways. And why does stupidity run wild in cartoons? Since when does gravity not apply unless you realize you're not standing on the cliff anymore? All these questions, surely someone has the answers. ~Enter Napolean Dynamite~
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