No Way

I heard today that Sharon Stone is staring in "Basic Instinct 2," great. I like sequels, I'm all up in that but come on, she's a lot older now and I'm not sure the world wants to see the uncross of the legs at a geriatrics age. I've got a few ideas, "Fight Club 2" I'm sure Brad Pitt will still be hot throwing his cane at Ed Norton or "Saturday Night Fever 2," with John Travolta limping with a bad hip to the dance floor only to be winded in 2 minutes and searching for his blood pressure pills. Good times, good times.