Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Eww, Eww

I'm sorry, but I have to say it, Mother Nature is a bitch. She's a glorified Kelly hating, skud faced bitch and I think her next meal should be the citrine corruption clasping from the excreting slot of a Fahdgian Dyagenob. Like come on! I was on my merry little way, overcoming this cold when the weather changed and now I'm snot-faced again. Eww, I know, I know. Don't you worry your pretty little heads, I'm going to get her, today, I littered on the way to work, and I'll have you know, what I tossed was not bio-degradable. Ha ha! You wench!

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