Hidden Valley Ranch

Salt, Pepper, Ranch. Yes, I'm saying it, Ranch should be the third seasoning. It's good with everything. Salad, potatoes, bugles, and yes, even chicken fingers. The only way to make Ranch dressing better? Add some jalapeno. Oh yes my friend, it now comes with jalapeno. Don't thank me, thank my good friends at Safeway. Should I give them a plug without being paid? Ah well, since it's almost still the holidays, I'll let it go.