The Little Strawberry Men

Who would pay 30 dollars for a stupid bottle of Coca Cola? It doesn't really matter that it's 43 years old. Desert Fox offered me 20 bucks to drink the soda on the spot, ick. What would it even taste like? 43 years in a glass bottle, that'll put hairs on your chest. I can only imagine what grew inside there. Maybe there is a whole bacteria culture (unintended joke, culture!) living out their little lives. Whole generations. I wonder if they know the little men who live inside the strawberries.