Who came up with nursery rhymes? Not Mother Goose. She's not human, she's not even toilet trained, I hardly believe she could use a typewriter. So it must have been people, strange, seedy, scary people. What they're not telling us is the tragedy connected to the rhyme. Like Old Mother Hubbard who later ate her dog for which she was searching for a bone. Jack and Jill were retarded twins, no doubt a result of the difficult birth from which they became mildly retarded due to the lack of oxygen. Humpty Dumpty was actually a egg farmer who came to town to sell his eggs when mean soldiers knocked him off the wall he happened to stop on to rest his tired feet. Once they realized they had cracked his skull and he was dead, they buried him in the forest never to be found again. And Mary's little lamb? Mary was a goth and she ate him. Raw. For brunch.
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